Thighs Wide Shut Thighs Wide Shut

Friday, September 28

The Jena Six
Degrees of Turkey Bacon








Thursday, September 27

shE*TRADE

Trade
All's Not So Wells Cargo
Trailer & Mo


Being stuck in car traffic sucks balls, but being stuck in the world of human sex trafficking is purty much the worstest situation one could end up being in. Such a horrific fate falls upon many young girls and boys from around the globe each and everyday, and it's a problem that's not going away anytime soon, especially with the billions of dollars being generating from it. Trade is an effective fictional story (written by Motorcycle Diaries scribe Jose Rivera) about one of these girls, a 13-year-old from Mexico City, whose kidnapping sets the film's plot in dizzying motion. When her older brother (newcomer Cesar Ramos) finds out, he's off to the rescue, but how effective can one Mexican punk teenager be against an organization who'll stop at nothing to sell their 'product'? Luckily he crosses paths with a Texas cop (played by the always outstanding Kevin Kline), who's on a mission of his own to bring down these sleazeoids. The two strike up an unlikely bond as they criss-cross America searching for truth and justice in these most un-American ways. Trade may not win a BAFTA, but it's a heckuva lot mo interesting than anything that became of NAFTA

Sign from The Times: Trade was inspired by the NY Times Magazine cover story, The Girls Next Door, which shouldn't be confused with those three NSFW naughties or these four hotties!

Bartertown:
bestest fantasy trade mt EVERst? Last year, in my keeper league, I shipped Ronnie Brown and Laveranues Coles and gots me Rudi Johnson and Randy Moss in return. Moss sat on the bench all of last year, but the dividends are mos certainly paying off this year! SNOZZLES!!

John Grisham's Jizzum (aka Verdict): Jeepers Worth A Peepers

Trade opens in theaters tomorrow

until next thyme the balcony is clothed...

Wednesday, September 26

Whitey Tighties

Tuesday, September 25

Have Fun Storming The Castle!

The Princess Bride was released in theaters 20 years ago on this very day. It rawked the his and her-house, and you already know this, so we'll dispense with the pageantry and get on with the...

FIRST & LAST EVER PRINCESS BRIDE SORTA AWARDS

Finestest Rhymin' Dog Paddlin' Brute Squad Member Who Formerly Was Unemployed, In Greenland

Fezzik

Ultimatestest Jewish Couple

Miracle Max & Valerie

Biggestest Academy Award Oversight Besides Walter Sobchak Getting ZERO Love

only ONE! Oscar nomination
which was for
Best Original Song
Willy De Ville/Mark Knoplfer's
'Storybook Love' [d]

The Mos Memorable Single Word Spoken On Screen Since The Graduate's 'plastics'

'Mawage'
('Inconceivable!' placed 2nd)

Prince Humperdinck's
Wettest Dream


Ex-Wife Susan Sarandon cleansing her breasts with lemons

Lastest Thing I Want To Encounter In A Dark Alley or The Fire Swamps Besides Brian Peppers

R.O.U.S.eses

Photochopinest Grandpa Idea Waiting To Be Made

Queer As Falk

Mos Accomplisheded
Adolescent Mission


to see Princess Buttercup (somewhat) naked

The Battle To End All Battles Including Arnaz Battle

The Battle of Wits
betwixt Westley & Vizzini

Dopestest Book
The Movie Was Based On
That You Never Thought To Read


William Goldman's The Princess Bride
which includes Inigo & Fezzik's backstories!!

Truly The Bestest Albino
Mt EVERest
w/Mouth Sores!


The Albino

Equally As Klassic Rob Reiner Flick Made The Year Before!

Stand By Me

Mos Under-Loved Character

Yellin
who's playin Gandalf on stage!

Hottestest Other UKish Places I Muss Visit Bethighs Where They Filmed
A Clockwork Orange


Haddon Hall AND Castleton in Derbyshire
Burnham Beeches, Buckinghamshire
The Cliffs of Moher in Ireland
etc

A-1estest Fencing Technique

FOUR WAY TIE
betwixt
Bonetti's Defense, Capa Ferro, Thibault & Agrippa

Hugestest Bears Fan of 1987

Tie
betwixt
Wayne & Kevin Arnold

Nicestest Rack Since Lucy Pinder's

The Machine

Hand Job Artist
You Can Mos Count On


The Six-Fingered Man

Least Bangable Character

The Ancient Booer, duhvs

peabsviously on we love 1987 movies:

Wolfman's Got Nards Turns 20!!!!

Thank Heavens For 1987

Monday, September 24

Cookie Monsteress

remember that lil cracked-out Oreo slopster of a kid? We found a couple mo superfudgetastic pics of the lil tyke-o bra-hey that you mighty enjoy!



hey, they can't all be Первая самостоятельная ложка супа

They Were The Night

The Chemical Brothers
Ladytron & The Rub
McCarren Pool
August 22nd


Us kids today aint got no Pink Floyd laser light shows to help tear down our innerwalls, but in my humboldt opinion, The Chemical Brothers' ear and eye candy-a-thon that they call a 'concert' and I call 'two blokes turning knobs' is the closet thing we have to it. While much hullabaloo was made of Daft Punk's rawkin recent shows in the US of A, probably cause they've rarely played here, The Chems have been workin the same kinda euphoric dance magic here, there and everywhere many a times over in this new century. Sure, they may not be robots or turnin' said knobs in a pyramid, but Tom Rowlands and Lily Allen-friendly Ed Simons time and thyme again put on the best pre-recorded show on earth. Saturday's show at McCarren Pool was no different (includin perfectly matched opening sets from playgirls Ladytron and miller kash-ups by DJs The Rub), as the Bros Chem mixed in hot tunes from their mos franztastic new jounks, We Are The Night. Buy it curly and moften!!!


'A Modern Midnight Conversation' [d]

foe-toes from Friday's show @ Hammerstein

Sunday, September 23

Reeses Peaces

Forks Out
to

Marcel
Mangel
Marceau


1923 - 2007

Sarah
Jane
'Wyman'
Mayfield


1917 - 2007

Alice
Ghostley


1926 - 2007

Effi
Barry


1944 - 2007

Madeleine
L'Engle
Camp


1918 - 2007

Robert
'Bobby'
Howard
Byrd


1934 - 2007

Dame
Anita
Lucia
Roddick


1942 - 2007

Brett
Somers


1924 - 2007

James
Oliver
'Robert
Jordan'
Rigney Jr


1948 - 2007

Wilson
'Willie Tee'
Turbinton


1944 - 2007

Percy
Rodriguez


1918 - 2007

Josef
'Joe'
Erich
Zawinul


1932 - 2007

Phil
Frank


1943 - 2007

&

Merle
'Mother of
Merlin'
Olsen


1913 - 2007