Thighs Wide Shut Thighs Wide Shut

Friday, November 17

Never Say Fap Again

Domino Petachi

Kim Basinger

Fatima Blush

Barbara Carrera


Prunella Gee

Lady in Bahamas

Valerie Leon

Maximilian Largo

Klaus Maria Brandauer

Maximilian Largo's Atari Arcade Casino

Double O snap, yo!

FapFauxsino Royale

Vesper Lynd/007

Ursula Andress

Miss Goodthighs

Jacqueline Bisset

The Detainer/007

Daliah Lavi

Agent Mimi/Lady Fiona McTarry

Deborah Kerr

Mata Bond

Joanna Pettet


Alexandra Bastedo


Barbara Bouchet

Dr Noah/Jimmy Bond

Woody Allen

Fapino Royale w/Cheese

Vesper Lynd

Eva Green


Caterina Murino


Ivana Milicevic

Hot Room Technician

Rebecca Gethings

Card Player #3

Diane Hartford

Ocean Club Receptionist

Christina Cole

French News Reporter

Félicité Du Jeu

Tennis Girl #2

Veronika Hladikova

Tennis Girl #1

Alessandra Ambrosio

James Fu%king Bond!!

Craig, Daniel Craig!!!

Fap Another Day


Halle 'Fred' Berry

Miranda Frost

Rosamund Pike

Peaceful Fountains of Desire

Rachel Grant

Air Hostess

Deborah Moore

Ice Palace Party Guest

Catherine Porter

Ice Palace Guest

Anna Edwards

Ice Palace Guest

Christine Hewett
Brea Tonnika


Madonna Louise Ciccone

Gustav Graves

Toby Stephens

The Fap Is Not Enough

Elektra King

Sophie Marceau

Dr Christmas Jones

Denise Richards

Dr Molly Warmflash

Serena Scott Thomas

Julietta the Cigar Girl

Maria Grazia Cucinotta

Girl in Casino

Judith Shekoni


Nina Muschallik


Goldie Hawn

Thursday, November 16

Tomorrow Never Faps

Professor Inga Bergstrom

Cecilie Thomsen

Paris Carver

Teri Hatcher

Wai Lin

Michelle Yeoh

Beth Davidson

Nadia Cameron-Blakey

Henry Gupta

Ricky Jay


Natalya Fyodorovna Simonova

Izabella Scorupco

Xenia Onatopp

Famke Janssen


Minnie Driver

Girl in Casino

Kate Gayson


Serena Gordon

Miss Moneypenny

Samantha Bond


Dame Judi Dench

Boris Grishenko

Alan Cumming

License to Fap

Lupe Lamora

Talisa Soto

Pam Bouvier

Carey Lowell

Della Churchill

Priscilla Barnes


Diana Lee Hsu

Franz Sanchez

Robert Davi

The Living Faplights

Kara Milovy

Maryam d'Abo


Virginia Hey


Kell Tyler

Miss Moneypenny

Caroline Bliss


Andreas Wisniewski

Rosika Miklos

Julie T Wallace

View To A Fap

May Day

Grace Jones

Stacey Sutton

Tanya Roberts

Pola Ivanova

Fiona Fullerton

Jenny Flex

Alison Doody

Kimberly Jones

Mary Stavin

Pan Ho

Papillon Soo Soo

Bon, Simon Le Bon

Bon, Simon Le Bon



Maud Adams


Kristina Wayborn

Penelope Smallbone

Michaela Clavell


Tina Hudson


Cherry Gillespie

Kamal Khan

Louis Jourdan


Vijay Amritraj

Wednesday, November 15

For Your Thighs Fap Only

Melina Havelock

Carole Bouquet

Countess Lisl von Schlaf

Cassandra Harris

Bibi Dahl

Lynn-Holly Johnson


Eva Reuber-Staier

Flower Shop Employee

Robbin Young


Holly Goodhead

Lois Chiles

Corinne Dufour

Corinne Clery


Emily Bolton

Venini Glass Tourguide

Anne Lonnberg

Venini Glass Receptionist

Irka Bochenko

Lady Victoria Devon

Françoise Gayat

Dolly, Jaws' Bizatch

Blanche Ravalec

The Spy Who Faped Me

Anya Amasova
(Agent XXX)

Barbara Bach


Caroline Munro

Log Cabin Girl

Sue Vanner


Olga Bisera


Richard Kiel

The Man With
The Golden Fap

Mary Goodnight

Britt Ekland

Andrea Anders

Maud Adams


Carmen du Sautoy

Nick Nack


Live & Let Fap


Jane Seymour

Rosie Carver

Gloria Hendry

Miss Caruso

Madeline Smith

Baron Samedi

The 7-Up Guy

Diamonds Are For Faping

Tiffany Case

Jill St. John

Plenty O'Toole

Lana Wood


Denise Perrier

Bambi & Thumper
Mr Wint & Mr Kidd

Lola Larson & Trina Parks
Bruce Glover & Putter Smith

Tuesday, November 14

On Her Fapesty's
Secret Cervix

Tracy di Vicenzo

Diana Rigg


Catherina von Schell

Ruby Bartlett

Angela Scoular

George Lazenby's ruffles

Costume Design by
Marjory Cornelius

You Only Fap Twice


Akiko Wakabayashi

Kissy Suzuki

Mie Hama


Tsai Chin

Helga Brandt

Karin Dor


Dominique 'Domino' Derval

Claudine Auger

Fiona Volpe

Luciana Paluzzi

Patricia Fearing

Molly Peters

Paula Caplan

Martine Beswick

Mademoiselle La Porte

Maryse Guy Mitsouko


Jill Masterson

Shirley Eaton

Tilly Masterson

Tania Mallet

Pussy Galore

Honor Blackman


Nadja Regin


Margaret Nolan

From Russia With Fap

Tatiana Romanova

Daniela Bianchi


Martine Beswick


Aliza Gur

Ian Faping's Dr No

Honey Ryder

Ursula Andress

Sylvia Trench

Eunice Gayson

Miss Taro

Zena Marshall

Monday, November 13

Praise Jeebus

or whatever messiah convinced Joe Gibbs to make this long overboo move of moves

[WaPo fo mo]

who cares if he's actually good, anything is better than...

First down: Flat pass, 3-yard loss
Second down: Flat pass, 9-yard loss
Third down: Flat pass, 9-yard gain -- 12 less than needed
To recap: Three passes, three completions, minus-3 yards

and in pumping irony news... look who was the player spotlighted on, wheneth I logged on

i is mainly so dang happy cause now I no longer have to root for Boo-nell's on-field decapitation and/or murder

Brokedown Palance

Peace The Fork Out
the slickest
father of The Omen nanny
who could do
one-armed push-ups AND win Oscars
sell antifreeze
like it was nobody's bidness
and drink 'n yell solo
better than Han
Volodymyr 'Walter Jack Palance' Palahniuk

1919 - 2006

I hate the ye olde westerns so I've never seen any of the three films you were Oscar nominated for (yes, including City Slickers or its sequel), but you did scare the living poop outta me week after weak as host of the '80s, and thus not Dean Cain version, version of Ripley's Believe It Or Not, which is screamin to be released on DVD. You had one of the illiestist voices around, and you were in a ton of crappy movies from the late 80s on, so in yer gr8 name (which minus a few letters in yer last name, is the same as mine) Netflix these like the wind...

also PTFO to Gerald Levert, Shea 'Ghetto' Stadium, and to the Redskins season (now you know why I didnt make mention of that FLUKE last Sunday), UNLESS they make the right move and start Jason Campbell, which I've been basically callin for since week 2!!

and 60 Minutes does Ed Bradley proper, includin Andy Rooney

and to turn them frowns upside down, like wees was Lionel Kiddie City (where I once was caught stealing 90210 trading cards from)...

in honor of Borat's 2nd week as king of the box office, despite several lawsuits, and the auctioning of the Back To The Future II hoverboard, here lies Borat's, by far, mos memorable appearance on US television: learning how to make a bed with Martha Stewart

and to any Anglophile out there or fans of fancy Cup O Noodles, tits time to rejoice cause...

Wagamama Boston Opening Spring 2007

and if that wasn't enuff for ya, get yer own uncut copy of Little Superstar: The Movie, or whatever tis called!

spank yous HotBoxPizzaFan#1, Chillary G, TMZ, and Ben Silverbreakdancin Machine