The Force Needs To Go Back To Sleep

sweet Star Wars poster yo!

force awakens poster

Han looks great.  Leia’s new do, not so much, but the new characters look like they belong!

but wait…

WHAT THE FCUK IS THIS????

force awakens poster little guy

no seriously, this doesn’t like right/good/cool/anything I’d want to see in a Star Wars movie

force awakens poster goggles 2

OMG – it’s Jar Jar Stinxxxx 2015 OR PERHAPS SOMETHING EVEN WORSERESERER THAN THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  WEEESA IN TROUBLE!!!

force awakens poster alien 3

I mean, I’d rather have Dexter Jettster exist in the Star Wars universe than that lil alien goggled dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dex star wars

dex diner

OOOoooooooooooOOOOOObi Wan!!!

MORE LIKE OBI LOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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2 Responses to “The Force Needs To Go Back To Sleep”

  1. Navi the Terrible Bowler 19. Oct, 2015 at 12:01 pm

    Stop trying to rain on everyone's parade and predict the next Jar-Jar. It's not happening. He's very very small which means he's barely in the movie.

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