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Saturday, August 23

Pap Smear Campaign

Osama bin Laden

has 9 letters in common
with this similar sounding duo


the ticket's name consists of 11 characters
including the slash

is this 9/11 all over again?

we cannot afford to take that chance

so please consider the cheesier and crunchier alternative

John McCain and his running mate Ellio's


we is Thighs Wide Shut, and we do not approve this message, but we approve of this gif and this pen