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Friday, December 28

Thighs Wide Music

Robin Thicke
Rascal Flatts
Young Jeezy
Gym Class Heroes
yous achievemints this past year
were not good enuff to fancy our tickles
like don rickles
cause frankly my lloyd wright
we don't give a ham
we eat one!

Les Breastest Albums
of 2007
To Hug Denim In Closets To

(Why Quit Smoking... Cock? Edition)

1) The Good, The Bad & The Queen
The Good, The Bad & The Queen

2) The Chemical Brothers - We Are The Night
3) Jarvis Cocker - Jarvis

4) Glen Hansard & Markéta Irglová - Once Original Soundtrack
5) KT Tunstall - Drastic Fantastic

6) Peter Bjorn and John - Writer's Block
7) Air - Pocket Symphony
8) Just Jack - Overtones

9) Amy Winehouse - Back To Black
10) Travis - The Boy with No Name
11) Mark Ronson - Version

12) Eddie Vedder - Music for the Motion Picture Into the Wild
13) The White Stripes - Icky Thump
14) Timbaland - Shock Value

+ these bonus boners...

Bestest 2005 Album Released In 2007: Junior Senior
Hey Hey My My Yo Yo

Bestest 2006 Guilty Pleasure In 2007: Slumber Party Girls

Bestest Live Album: Daft Punk - Alive 2007

Concerts That Were More
Procerts Than Concerts

Justin Tmberlake @ MSG - Feb 7
Jill Cunniff @ Merc Lounge - Mar 11
The Good, The Bad & The Queen @ Webster Hall - Mar 12
Amy Winehouse @ Bowery Ballroom - Mar 13
Art Garfunkel AND Sean Lennon
@ Lincoln Center/Irving Plaza - Apr 13
Jarvis Cocker @ Webster Hall - Apr 23rd
Donovan @ Canal Room - May 2nd
Peter Bjorn & John @ Webster Hall - May 1st
Air @ Theater at MSG - May 10th
Daniel Johnston @ Highline Ballroom - May 17th
Roger Waters @ Continental Airlines Arena - May 24th
Keane @ Rumsey Playfield - May 30
Travis @ Irving Plaza - Jul 15th
The White Stripes @ MSG - Jul 24th
Just Jack @ Hiro Ballroom - Jul 31st
Daft Punk @ Keyspan Park - Aug 10th
Squeeze @ Beacon Theatre - Aug 3rd
The Police @ Giants Stadium - Aug 5th
Junior Senior @ Highline Ballroom - Aug 13th
The Chemical Brothers/Ladytron @ McCarren Pool - Aug 22nd
The Hives @ Webster Hall - Oct 9th
Glen Hansard & Markéta Irglová @ Beacon Theatre - Nov 19th

Tuneses For Toonces

we really need to listen to more music
there's juss never enuff time in a day

'A Modern Midnight Conversation' - The Chem Bros [d]
'Amsterdam' - Peter Bjorn & John
anything by Andy Bernard
'Battleships' - Travis
'Disney Time' - Jarvis Cocker [d]
'Don’t Let Him Waste Your Time' - Jarvis Cocker
'Ex-Guru' - The Fiery Furnaces [d]
'Eyes Wide Open' - Travis [d]
'Falling Slowly' - Glen Hansard & Markéta Irglová [d]
'Gimme More' - Britney Spears
'God Put a Smile Upon Your Face' - Mark Ronson
feat The Dapking Horns
'Guaranteed' - Eddie Vedder
'Happy Warriors' - Jill Cuniff
'Headphone Song' - Junior Senior
'Hell of A Party' - Air feat Jarvis Cocker [d]
'Herculean' - TGTBTQ [d]
'Hold On' - KT Tunstall
'Kingdom of Doom' - TGTBTQ [d]
'Lies' - Glen Hansard & Markéta Irglová
'Mer du Japon' - Air
'Nature Springs' - TGTBTQ
'North American Scum' - LCD Soundsystem
'Pop Goes My Heart' - Pop [d]
'Prickly Thorn, But Sweetly Worn' - The White Stripes [d]
'Saturate' - The Chem Bros
'Somewhere Between Waking And Sleeping' - Air feat Neil Hannon
'Starz In Their Eyes' - Just Jack [d]
'Stop Bombin Roscommon' - The Kemicks [d]
'Stop Me' - Mark Ronson feat Daniel Merriweather
'Stronger' - Kayne West
'Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger' - Daft Punk
'The Songs We Sing' - Charlotte Gainsbourg [d]
'The Way I Are' - Timbaland feat Keri Hilson & D.O.E.
'Throw It On Me' - Timbaland feat Hives
'Tick Tick Boom' - Hives
'Umbrella' - Rihanna
'We Are The Night' - The Chem Bros
'You Know I'm No Good' - Amy Winehouse
'Young Folks' - Peter Bjorn & John

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we're sure you interweb savy folks
can finger it out fo yoselfsz

don't look back in hangers

i heard you say