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Tuesday, October 9

Pause & Affleck

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
The Great Time Robbery
Trailers & Mo

If you think that the title is too f%cking long, you can't even begin to imagine the torture that awaits if you dare to sit thru this 2 hour and 40 minutededed film! Sometimes a film is so rich with character and story that a lengthy runtime is not only eggceptable, but necessary. TAoJJbtCRF is not one of those films. You'd be better off sneaking into the gripping final 20 minutes, where the title action takes place, then napping thru the first 2 hours and 20 minutes, where a bunch of pointless sitting around and cigar smoking unfolds (see Good Night, And Good Luck [TWS review] for more smoke and snooze inducing cinema). This is easily one of the mos boringestest films of the year. I wish someone assassinated me before I went to see this. Sometimes being dead is better than wasting your time when you're alive

Still Picture: here's a way to save 2 hours and 38 minutes of your time... look at these snaps of a dead Jesse James and some other famous peeps

John Grisham's Jizzum (aka Verdict): Sum Merit But No Stinking Badges Bordering On Sewing My Eyes Shut Repoooopulous!

until next thyme the balcony is clothed...