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Monday, July 2

Just Her Luck

Desperately Seeking adorable, plucky, rapscallioned, red-headed 17-year old tween wet dream, whose future is so bright that she would never have to worry about Doc Brown scurrying thru her trash, lookin for fuel for the flux capacitor. This ginger snap was last seen in Mean Girls. If you happen to have any information leading to the whereabouts of this girl, please contact the fine folks at Disney Warren ASAPp

in an unrelated story: Schlappy 21st burstday to Her Former Royal Thighness Lidnsay Lohag the I!

Eat you?

Eat me, you skankazoid to the creme de menthe degree!