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Tuesday, May 1

Wirth Every Penny

•Is there anything more classic than ESPN Classic airing American Gladiators? Me thinks snot, unless of course they wanted to air ye olde classic commercials at the break like the Vlasic Pickle ones featuring that stork, but ceggers can't be bosers, unless of course they're Elayne Boosler! Anywho, their inaugural season back in the '89 was creme de la crops and de menthe. Where else would u find color commentary by Joe Theismann on the following bestness...

artist Billy Wirth
aka vampire Dwayne from The Lost Boys
playing with balls


Malibu's least wanted

additional props go out to the '90 edish that featured NFL zebra Bob McElwee as their main ref