Remember Thighs Wide
Year 1 ? We hadn't the slightest idea as to what the fridge we were frazzen.
Year 2 wasn't much different, cept our penis outgrew our ego by something like 20 inches. And so here we here, Year 3. A lot has changed. We've gottsen lazyierer. You blame YouTube. I blame Valerie Plame. But lettuce not play the Plame game. Lettuce ketchup on all the poop that's worth re-pooping!!!
Thighs Wide Herstory March 8 - Tony! Toni! Toné!, we did it again! Another year,
another recap , another hit with people googling for weird shit
March 17-20 -
we hit up the Emerald Isle , and it hits back!
March 27 -
Borat movie gets a release date . We say, '
Here's hoping everyone's flavorite Kazakhstani flushes away the (in)competition '.
Who knew that it actually would? March 30 -
Alabama Leprechaun fever hits an all time high!
April 20 -
we make our first of 3712873712 Lily Allen mentions . And yes, we still claim that we invented her US career dammint! And yes, wer still want to
make love to her myspace background ! Four days later,
we're offically in love her music and everything chav !
April 21 -
I get to inderectly ask Sasha Cohen a question April 26 -
We meet Kurt Vonnegut , celebrate with non-related mp3
May 3 -
Gawker unintentionally rips and pisses us off May 5 -
Peabs returns from his self-imposed exile to give us his indepth take on his Coachella trip, which includes some ye olde fisting of
Cesar Chavez with a buckle full of table grapes and a head full of bad memories. Obvs. May 7 -
the Thinker returns from his self-imposed exile to report on the disaster that was the Public Enemy & Ice-T concert
May 22 - we go batty and post, not only a ton o links, but
a ton o vids and mp3s from our formative years June 1 -
The Fap Five revolution is born
June 7 -
Brooklyn Vegan , behind
the Beard & Mustache Championship website , is outted as
our mos flavorite website June 12 -
Gorrila Mask frynally gives some Thigh love (see
Problem Child )
June 15 -
our love of Radiohead ends June 19 -
The Gum &
Grambo get EW props,
Grambs give props to us , yet our Thighs are too sweaty for print
June 21 - blogging indirectly
reunites me with the girl/thighness who's more adorablerer than early 90s Winona Ryder , and on the same day,
Portugal beats Mexico in the World Cup , deciding once and for all,
who is the greatestist country in the world , and
we return from Aruba, without Natalee July 2 -
we break our long silence on Lohag July 10 - on -
Zidane's headbutt aninated gif madness begins and never truly ends
July 19 - Pat O'Brien's honeybunch Betsy, as in 'Betsy's so jealous',
has a blog and we open it up to the world ...
and it closes shop 12 days later July 25 - we see right thru
the lameness that is Little Miss Sunshine , the rest of America choozses not to listen. On the same day,
Fleshbot gives us some mornin wood! July 31 -
Mel Gibson is a big idjiot day! August 1 - After our lackluster visit to the Football HOF in Canton,
we decide to rank all the HOFs we've been to August 4 - 6 -
we (sorta) hit up Lollapalooza August 10 - Although Royal Thighnesship interest is at an all time low,
we hint at who's next in line August 14 - we return to
the birthplace of the corn pic August 21 - yes,
we are 400% gay for Chris Isaak August 23 - our head and our penis' head almost explode
taking in The Quiet , which stars both Cuthbest and Camilla Bellebest
August 24 - fittingly, our mos flavorite TV show of balls thyme,
Twin Peaks , becomes the subject of
our very first themed fap Thursday September 8 -
football season finally arrives and
we correctly predict that the Colts would win the Super Bowl . Take that Dr Z!
September 20 - we hit 3 mil in visitors
September 26 - Aaron Sorkin's new show blows, and
don't we know it !
October 10 -
Lily Allen and the Thigh Master , in one room!
October 16 - the weight is
frynally over as we post the
The Most/Best - Ghetto/Ass - crazy/beautiful - Local Commercial Ever up on YouTube
October 20 - 22 -
Bloomington, IN's fart intake goes up by 373782397% November 1 - Ozzie Smith is named our
mos flavorite St Lunatic of balls thyme November 13 - praise Jeebus as
Joe Gibbs benches Mark Brunell !!!!
November 14 - 17 -
the biggest Don onSlaught on Bond Girls mt EVERest November 30 -
Cuthbest turns 24 December 12 -
Wii rules the day December 15 -
our female mascot fetish attracts
the attention of Deadspin December 20 -
Underdog movie news prompts us to use toon versh for our background pic, which sadly forked up our system and every post prior to it is now stuck with said bckgnd image
December 28 - Fiery F-er,
Matthew Friedberger tops our '06 music thingamajig !
December 28 - we finally interviews someone! And not juss someone, but
LILY FORKIN ALLEN !!
January 3 -
In Oder Aus for the '007 drops . In all honesty, this is one of our mos flavorite things to drop besides deuces!!
January 14 -
Chargers die, Andy Rooney doesn't January 22 -
Lynch, what the f%ck was that? January 25 -
Falkor's little sister turns 21 January 31 -
The Devil & Daniel Johnston is our #1 pick for breastest flick of the '006 + many other goodies!
February 9 - in one of the mos quietestest dethrownings, we bid adieu to year-shlong reign of Camilla Belle and hola to Her Royal Thighness The VIII,
Leonor Ceballos Watling February 14 -
the Thighmistress survives V-day at White Castle! February 26 -
we hit 4 million visitors AND we get to touch a dildo! but not at the same time
March 2 - 4 -
my a$$ re-enters the state of Indiana . Sadly for everyone else, so do my farts
March 8 - Thighs Wide Shut turns 3 and you don't
Oh Snap...ples!! Atari Lynx The Quest for Shamrock Shakes 10 Strangest Lego Creations 10 Top Wurstest SNL Cast Memebers Brad Pitt Hoth Olympics - 2014 Miscast 8 Adam Morrison’s Five Stages of Grief where I'll be buried:
Dublin, OH's Field of Corn The Religious Affiliation of Comic Book Characters Batman TV series onomatopoeia shaz Double team Shavlik Randolph and Louis Williams The Finnish Tron Guy Polish Movie Posters Ezra Buzzington Top 15 Strangest Coincidences Rate My Turban The Toaster made out of Toast Hynotize Gif Power my old MAC NBA Fotoshop Luther Vandross Burgers 50 animals driving Wickerpedia Anne Sellors only TV role ever is... Hardcore corn Avosion XP Pro ¡aciremA nI ylnO! Mario's Bullet Bill game Meat Cake! What's for dinner? Colin Farrell hearts a good JO/BJ Grading the Career of Tom Hanks’s Hair Pot Tarts, Toka-Cola, Munchy Ways, etc Judah Friedlander's microwave for sale helpmegetrandomwithladysovereign.com At least you're not this guy... the only Mario Bros animated gif u ever need to see Garindan or Gonzo? Melting Ice Pops 1999-2006 There Is A Coffin Waiting For Jerry Lewis The McFlys Watermelon carvings Michael Douglas, human Muppetttt Espacios publicitarios Fantazy Land, Alexandria, Egypt Cats that look like Hitler Megan Fox Gives Brian Austin Green a Hand... Job Concert Ticket Generator Pictures You Can't Take Anymore Man Not Found (Dog) Arcades at the Movies Stick Figures in Peril Urinal Scluptures Iggy Pop's concert rider Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru - Special Edition largest pizza taco you'd ever want to eat richkotitebangedyourmom.blogspot.com Jek Porkins And Ponda Baba: Haunted House Candy Hunt! Quit your Stalin A BANNER Year Give me HEAD... LINES!! Insert Penis Joke Here He May Be A Demented, Twisted, Compulsively Masturbating Shitbag, But He's Our Demented, Twisted, Compulsively Masturbating Shitbag On the menu today: horse penis and testicles with a chilli dip Passengers Bravely Take Down Plane Showing Big Momma's House 2 And bloGOD said let there be Lily Allen Don Knotts, Richard Pryor Team Up For Madcap Haunting 70,000 Beer Cans Found in Ogden Townhouse So Dark The Con Of Vanegas James Stewart 'forced To Bed Hookers' I Was Assaulted By This Man Who Identified Himself as a Police Officer and Refused to Provide Me Identification, Photography is Not a Crime A Man Should Look Out After His Family &
Tagged Overjoyed Saints Fans Tear Roof Off Reopened Superdome Detroit man in erotic pursuit of mannequins arrested, again Rumsfeld Leaves Most Recent Job Off Resumé NSFW Mélissa Theuriau chick with 3 tits HAI2U!!!1 :) pizza cock Mountain Dew fisiting Jenny McCarthy's sis Amy untitled picture either one wouldn't be WTFworthy, but together? Rate My Poo.com! Hitler muff &
Nazi bizatches Italia GQ's Top(less) 125 The Kennedy Girls Encyclopedia of Lesbian Movie Scenes Christina Ricci tats her tats Top Ten Female Streakers Eat shit Ladies In Weighting stripper_polaroids' Video Daily Doubles [
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Michael Larson, Whammy's #1 enemy A Leprechaun In Alabama? Errol Morris commerishes Dazzling Dunks and Basketball Bloopers: The Basketball Olympics The Wonderful World of 80s Commercials Jarvis w/ Ali G's 'Help the Muthafuckin Aged' vid Gene Hackman loves fall out shelters Got Ayds ?
Rigged Door Game Six of the 1986 World Series with Nintendo RBI Baseball Fore-edge Painting Village People's 'Sex Over The Phone' vid Worst Music Video EVER The Art of Motion 1 year in 45 seconds Re-Enactment: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory Crazy German Guy 'Stop The Madness', anti-drug music video Gay Mount Everest Super Mario On Ice Paul McCartney making mashed potatoes get dances w/bear to 'Crazy' Mexican Midgets Dancing Encyclopedia Britannica Boy Kube's 2001, in 2001 seconds Inconceivable David Bowie learns karate 9 months of gestation in 20 seconds Mr Rogers meets Mr Donkey Kong Sean And Mackenzie Astin on I'm Telling "I Done Soiled My Britches!" Robotic Mule the wonder twits! Corey Haim - Me, Myself, and I the slow clap I Remember Jew Storybook International Rossie Harris/lil Joey Yvette from Clue /
Colleen Camp hot-arsed Chloë, circa 1995 Chris Young Hands Across America the kid from Charles In Charge AND Arsenio Junior from Problem Child Corky The Encyclopedia Britannica Boy and
his NSFW other half the OG movie Jimmy Olsen Nancy Allen Florrie Danuel Pipoly (Piggy from
Lord of the Flies )
Eric Stoltz as Marty McFly Phoebe Cates Sound Off 'Da Gold (Where It At?)' [
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'I'm The Storyteller' song [
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Damon Albarnpalooza [
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EG Dailey's 'Mind Over Matter' [
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Summer School Jolene' by Olivia Newton John & Apollo Zero [
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'Everybody's Talkin' by Leonard Nimoy [
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Martika's 'Toy Soldiers' [
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Orson Welles' hates frozen peas Lily Allen - Alright, Steal the Armand Van Helden remix of the Moby/Debbie Harry jammy jam 'New York, New York' [
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'(My Name Is Mahir) I Kiss You' [
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we rank the Bond Themes! Hall of Fap PEACE THE FORK OUT Peter David Tomarken Maureen Stapleton Louis Rukeyser TV's Invasion Paul Xavier Gleason Billy Preston György Ligeti Aaron F. Spelling Ken Lay Red Buttons Lost Boys GranpaRoger Keith 'Syd' Barrett Frank 'Mickey' Morrison Spillane Guy Haines' sluty wife Miriam Jack Warden Bruno Giovanni Quidaciolu Kirby, Jr the Planetary Status of Pluto Gwyllyn 'Glenn' Samuel Newton Ford Stephen Robert 'Steve' Irwin Nelson de la Rosa Red Auerbach Edward R Bradley Jr Volodymyr 'Walter Jack Palance' Palahniuk Robert Bernard Altman Peter Boyle, Jr misc many James Joseph Brown, Jr. The OC Arthur Buchwald & Dennis Gerrard Stephen Doherty & Scott Charles Bam Bam Bigelow Anna Nicole Smith DJ The Effin Man Who Gave Us The Wireless TV REMOTE CONTROL & Chief Illiniwek Ernest Gallo AND Capt'n America Stick Me In The Punitentiary
