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Tuesday, January 16

The Wonderful World
of Deez Nutz

Exec Produced by George Lucas
Directed by Francis Ford Coppola
Starring Michael Jackson
never forget the Disney 3-D poo fest that was

Peace the fork out to: Lily Munster/Moses' wife, the man who banged Sophia Loren, Scooby Doo's doer, Jimmy Connors' mum, Coltrane's bizatch, MLKJr's secretary, Judith's toon porn producer hubbie, the father of Austin's freeways, and Secret Santa

Breastest show on TV that no one I know is watchin but everyone should be: 30 Rock. Don't bee leave me? Then how do explain Tracy Morgan being a comic genius?

Cuthbest proves she's a Canuck [Carl Hungus]

Rumor has it that Lily Allen will be musicing on SNL in a few weeks. In the meantime, enjoy her cover of the Specials klassic 'Blank Expression'

Rumsfeld Leaves Most Recent Job Off Resumé

product I'm still waitin for: Renee Zellweger's EXTREME SOUR LEMON Candy

Tara Reid Swimming with Dolphins

Hot vay-cay spot: Tatooine [Navi]

How are area codes assigned?

The Doctor Who Scarf

Praise Jesus (pronounced 'Hey-Zeus'): Mexico Predicts Drop in Tortilla Prices [Stacked]

Who Are These Guys? Seriously, we may have to call in Jessica Fletcher [AC Deez Nutz]

and how come Hollywood's finest fictional (almost) couple are far more fascinating than any of the real ones?

Golden Globes Boobs pics galore: Pt 1 & Pt 2