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Thursday, September 21

I Want My Fap TV

Kate Moss and a pole
from The Stripes' 'I Don't Know What To Do With Myself' vid

Christina Amphlett's cleavage line
from The Divinyls 'I Touch Myself' vid

Jen Ellison's creamy thighs that I could build a kingdom on
from her 'Bye Bye Boy' vid

the stripper's plastic boobage
from Prodigy's 'Smack My Bitch Up' vid

Charlotte Church's floppy jalopies' a jiggilin
from her 'Call My Name' vid

the gaggles of nighties
from J Geils Band's 'Centerfold' vid

the easy riderette
from Whitesnake's 'Here I Go Again' vid

that bizatch getting wetty wetty in the bath
from George Michael's 'Freedom 90'

another bathtub baby
from the Cars' 'You Might Think' vid

the ten zillion a$$es a shakin
from Sir Mix-A-Lot's 'Baby Got Back' vid

Sara Lee
from Warrant's 'Cherry Pie' vid

that super dirty heroined-out chick
from Michael Penn's 'No Myth' vid

the teacher's whose ass I would attend everyday
from Van Halen's 'Hot For Teacher' vid

Mariah roller bladin in short denim
from her 'Fantasy' vid

Janie running away from the pain
from Aerosmith's 'Janie's Got A Gun' vid

Janet putting her hands betwixt her crotch & bendin fwd
from her 'Love Will Never Do (Without You)' vid

the whores & the shoestress who they turn into a whore
from ZZ Top's 'Legs' vid

the girl who can't get enuff sax
from Wreckx-N-Effect's 'Rump Shaker' vid

the Twizzler lipped ho-bags
from Robert Palmer's 'Addicted to Love' vid

the clouds, the topless bittie, and Chris Isaak's hair
from his 'Wicked Game' video

the good girl who made it ok to go free ballin
from Tom Petty's 'Free Fallin' vid

Stephanie Seymour, the world's mos JOingiest bride
from GNR's 'November Rain' vid

pigtails and private school threads
from Shitney's 'Baby One More Time' vid

the poisonous ones
from Bell Biv DeVoe's 'Poison' vid

Samantha Fox
from her 'I Wanna Have Some Fun' vid

the floor crawlin' jailbait neighbor
from Billy Idol's 'Cradle of Love' vid

pre-Lohag Lohan
from her 'Rumors' vid

the horny ones
from 2 Live Crew's 'Me So Horny' vid

wet 8 year-old faux lesbians
from t.A.T.u's 'All The Things She Said'

& me personal flav

Madonna's see-thru yammy yams
from her 'Vogue' vid