Thighs Wide Shut Thighs Wide Shut

Tuesday, September 12

Hey, Did You Catch That
Snooze/Boo Fest
Known As The Redskins Game

Opening of Planet Hollywurst?

I'm more speechless than Helen Keller taking in an Arrested Development reunion show without their lead singer. The Skins coulda easily won that game, but they didn't and thus, kinda stank like stank breath. They have no quarterback and they have no kicker. They never really had a QB, but they did once have Kipp Vickers, and I bet he eats Domino's Chicken Kickers in Kips Bay. Howblevs, they do have Tom Cruise, and the future naming of rights of Suri's training bra. Regardies of what you spinx, Daniel Snyder is still the lord. And Snyder's Pretzels are purty darn good. But aint the UTZ the true Prince of Hanover... PA? In other news, I'm a closeted heterosexual! Is it Zepptember 12th yet? Is it next Sunday yet? Things? STUFF! FOOTBALL!!


pee es - what's the hell is a Suri? and what the fruck is a frush?