I didn't watch one minute of the thang (I was too busy braiding yer mum's pubic hair in the public bathroom at
Publix), and why would I? I mean,
The It-Man went home empty handed, and that dude deserves so much more anywayz than a pointless industry accolade, like actually serving as our real commander in chief. And I got all dick teased when I found out that Jenna Fischer was going to
kick the f%ck out of me as opposed to licking the f$ck out of me!
Mo images of Ms Beesley, other hotties, and a bit of
ye ole nip slippery can be found on the
TasticLily Allen
totally wants to munch on Mark Ronson's choda
'
curvy's when you've got a bit of weight all over, instead of having heavy tits'. Girls, can't
we all juss
get along share a bath?
Ricky G, MS-DOS shillit's about
Time, but they need to get a
Life cause they didn't contact yers drooly, who's almost cooler than LL Cool Bean
props to
Sam Champion, Gay Morning America's newest man of weather
NFL Network &
Time Warner, stop sucking yer own caks and start sucking mine. If you don't wanna do that, then forkin give each other some HJs and give me the damn NFL Network already!!!
see,
it's not so hard to be Jackson Pollocksee, you'd be hard too like Jackson Pollack if you got to bang Jennifer Connelly in yer own biopic, or if you happen to be watching her purrrrrfect
ya-
yas hang out in
Mulholland Falls [NSFW]
Zeptember 12th can't come soon enuff
Zeptember 17th aint too shabby either. If I can't peep Meg White in the flesh this year, I guess her animated boobies will have to make do
Why DVD would fail, circa 1996. Dude boviously never saw the neverending potential of the A-B repeat button in the realm of JOing [Wolffbrother]
cartoon skeletal systemsThe Generator BlogOpening ShotsArcade At The Movies, snatchurally including
Maximilian Largo's casino filled with nuttin but CentipedeWho invented the cocktail umbrella & and why?related: I was a designated driver at Guns n' Rosenthal's wedding last nite and had a Shirley Temple for the first time in maybe 15 years. Either they aren't as good as I remember or the bartender can't make em for shit. (btw, that's the real reason I didn't catch the Emmys, although I was able to braid yer mum's p-hair when I returned to NYC at 2:30am EST)
YTMND:
N$gga Stole Pee Wee's Bikeand although these are not my hot wheels, I sure would pimp them if they were. Hell, I'd even eat shrimp on em!
[hat tip to to De Horny Toad for the snapple!]
