Thighs Wide Shut Thighs Wide Shut

Monday, August 14

Klauder's Marauders

& Krab Feast XIV...

Mrs K chalks it up

for the mos crustaceanlicous affair of the year

where there's plenty o crab gut mustard
Iron Shitty Beer & big hugs from Big Ben

some say the deadliest trio since the '06 Redskins WR corps

and who knew that HRT the VII went public

with her pubic problem

my future's more bright
than Lite Brite

so i gotsta wear shades
sook Sally's Jimmy

and spanks to this Buster Crabbe

Cornhead The Lesser's days may be pound signed

but dats up to yous
so, Erwin M Fletcher, you choose

Peabsiously on the MD:
Confessions of a Twentysomething Crab Eating Machine