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Tuesday, March 28

Mason Dixon Lines of Coke Zero

Lohag + Leo = LeHoHag???


[knicked from LBJ & Zzzizzler]

WHATTTTTT???

Lettuce hope they don't form a production company... LLLDiC, LLC

at least for DIC's sake

...which is the new 'for fucks sake'

Kobe Bryant: I wouldn't mind being Jewish [Gulf of Sonkin]

WHATTTTTT???

NFL teases our dicks with a peek at next year's TV goodies, including THREE T-giving games, the Manning Bowl (which should've been the kickoff game), and a double dip of MNF, including yer Washington Redskins vs the Sex Boaters

PG-13 beat-off matz arrives May 16th

Didn't realize the Raconteurs were such Marble Madness fanatics

Didn't realize I hated spelling until I Google-mis-spelled 'Raconteurs' for the 12974723904th time

Do you realize [d]...

...that Beck will never re-reach the heights he heighted back in the 99? Snooze Change? More like Boo Change!

Ali G + Jarvis Cocker = Pulp Non Fiction [Snoop Snobby Snobb]

Peep the trailer to
Lock, Stock, & Two Smoking Barrels
Snatch
Layer Cake

Lucky Number Slevin

Faye Dunaway is a crazy bitch!

The Rolling Stones loved Snap, Crackle, and Pop... what sez you Mr Burns? [LoMBardi]

5 Reasons to Watch Big Love

Whilst Keira K was roarin' up her 20s as a flapper, and while we were fapping to the thought of her in a flipper costume, we stumbled upon these snaps from her Teddington School daze


[VanTangoBingoBango]

John Kerry Hates Celery!

Eels line-up summer tour, with free pit stop at the World Financial Plaza

Bestestest Sarah Jessica Parker snapple? This one, with her face covered

The only way to get from Manhattan to JFK, HELICOPTER!

Miscast 8

Martine McCutcheon re-enlists as the PM's tea lady, much to the delight of Tony Blair... then again, what doesn't delight him

What the hell does Brian know?

Poop Hat [Mini-DV]

The GMU bandwagon is gettin crowded, for even Pedro Loves em

but not as much as the 284 crackhead junkies who picked them to win it all in ESPN's Tournament Challenge (only 4 people correctly picked this year's Final Four)

or ass much as me, Cousin Dan, or TVGasm, who all know who the real face of George Mason athletics be... George Mason!!!


[help via GMU Grad Student, The Thinker]

Pee Es - big ups on the Pikesville, MD name drop on last nite's 24

PS2 - Dash Render found the my future burial site: Dublin, OHHHHHHHHHH snap's Field of Corn

pee es 3 - my new lucky number is slevirteen

PF Chang bangs BD Wong's gong all nite long while Shelly Long reads Shelley and Longfellow