Did you buy me
cotton Well you should have you f#@&ing jerks!! Last year around this time we were happy to look back on one full year of hotness, but by proclaiming
BRING ON THE TERRIBLE TWOS, we were certainly ready to put whatever came before behind us, and push things forward. AND BOY DID WE!!! As we rolled into year 2 ATM (After Thigh Master) Lohag was choking on our dust and about 7 liters of cum, and the world was an uncertain place. A year later, not much has changed, cept my penis is still large and you all still want to shove it down yer thrizz. I'm not one for paragraphs, or words for that splatter, so lettuce get this patty started!!!
Peas note: there were many a hot links, but some have turned to dead links like Atari Lynx. And there will be errors below, since to error is to be like gawd
Thighs Wide HerstoryMarch 8th, 2005 - Wow, I juss wasted a year of my life, and about a month putting together
a recap of said year!
March 9th - We officially sell out as we decide to
sell ads. The Who did it, so why can't we. Plus someone needs to pay for all my
Cliff Engle sweaters!!
March 17th -
Wees overtakes some other crap to become the #1 result when
Googling for 'thighs' March 21st - I am slowly becoming my father, Thigh Master The Pre-I, as
I admit my love for
CBS Sunday Morning 
March 22nd -
Thighsbart turns 30 and
Pat O'Brien's 1-900-SEX-A-LOT calls enter my life, and thus yours, for the foreseeable future. Here's the low-down on the whole
It's Pat thangMarch 29th - Owl-faced Devon Aoki becomes the very 1st, and probably last,
Thighcubine, while Tom Wellington and myself set out to be become bigger than Jib Jab with our Pat O'Brien super effin remix [
d-lode]. Many try to top us, but fail more miserably than
Zorro II. The remix fails to enter the Billboard charts, and Jib Jab easily go to sleep that night on a large pile of money.
March 30th - We've succeeded more than we've failed, but one of our biggest wastes of energy was acquiring a Thigh Slave SLASH intern. Here's
the only thing he ever did... which does kinda kick glass!
April 2nd -
Thighs Wide Crossword #1 April 5th - Baseball returns to DC, finally, and
so does my Fu-Manchu, finally
April 6th - We lie eyes and thighs on
Camilla Belle for the 1st time. Masturbation levels in Thighland go thru the roof and the stratosphere!! Also, on this day,
Pinky le Pew disobeys my wishes, while we profess love for Pam Beesly!
April 12th -
Ultracutttttteness introduces me to the bestest web thingie ever:
The latest 40 images posted to Live Journal April 19th - John Ratzenberger is
named Pope!!
April 28th - We unveil the
Top 50 Mos Hottiestest People. Sorry, but your moms was #51!!!
April 29th - 1st ever
Corn Me contest begins. Coincidentally, sales of PhotoShop hit an all time high
May 1st - We cum
face to face with Cuthbest @
The House of Wax prem, FO-REALS. When I ask her why she hasn't returned my heavy breathing calls or underwear I sent in the mail, she responds, '
Why are there so many empty bottles of Jergens and crumpled up tissues around my ankles?'
May 1st/2nd - We skip out on Coachella, but My Man Marvkus
gives us the lowdown! Sales of frozen chocolate covered bananas plummet. Word has it they may not even sell em this year.
May 6th - The unofficial commencement of
Hot Cross Puns???
May 6th -
'Possible Porno Name' debuts with
House of Wax Dat A$$, SNATCHurallly!!
May 10th - Between the Baaaaaathists, clerics, and myself, we call for calm and make peace with
Philly and their cheesesteaks 
May 12th - LAMENESS ENDS, as
we tweak the site's look. A wallpaper is added, in a sorta nod/rip-off of
Grambo's picture thingie in the upper-right-hand corner, with candy corn kicking things off. Sadly, since I steal other people's snapples for the wallpaper, it aint there nos mos!
May 17th -
My high school is
named 11th best in country, and yours is not. EAT A DICK (unless yers is 10th or higher)!!!
May 23rd - I remember how much I loved ladies' tennis as a child as
Sharapova enters my life, via
The Blogfather, plus we recap Hofpenis' OC bachelor party, when
My Man Marv's retard head was born!!
May 26th - Double bestness: we're
FRYANLLY added to
Ms Modern Age's blogroll (her's was the first 'blog' I ever 'lovgged') +
we meet the GorillazMay 27th - First
Corn Me entires unveiled
May 31st - the
REAL Deep Throat is outted
June 6th - The
Popeyes/Bonjangles dispute is settled once and for all. KFC wasn't even invited cause it cannot be considered great fried chicken, let alone friend chicken. It's more like CRAP!! + the first ever
Corn Me contest winner is wonned!!
June 12th -
7-11 returns to Manhattan, which leads to our first ever link love over at
Gawker. I celebrated that night my slitting my wrists and pouring a Slurpee over it to stop the bleeding
June 13th -
Video Game week on Thighs begins, and we decided to adopt Dakota Fanning. From that day fwd, she will be known as Jean Claude Van Dame Dakota Fanning the I of Thighland
June 17th -
Thighs Wide NES Hall of Fame June 22nd - AFI unleashes their picks for best quotes in flick, I, me,
mineJune 23rd -
I leave my job at the
Animated Porn FactoryJune 25th - I grow tired of banging Cuthsplurt and thus
the search for HRT the III begins
July 2nd -
Our 1 millionth visitor passes, as does Luther Vandross, the inventor of the bacon cheeseburger served on a Krispy Kreme donut bun!!
July 4th -
Bail Organa/Jimmy Smits blesses' Thigh Sister and Made of Brawnsteeeen wedding. Sio Bibble couldn't make it. He was too busy getting invaded by a probe droid!
July 6th -
Lohan becomes HRT the III??@!?$??$~$ Is this April 1st or April WURST!!!?!?
July 11th - After the mos eggshausting search since
Star Search searched for Spock,
a REAL HRT the III is named, Sharapova. Russian dressing replaced dingleberries as the mos commonly found substance in my boxer briefs
July 19th -
Charlotte Church’s mug makes it's first appearance. Sometimes love for chunky women is more important than love for chunky chicken salad
July 22nd -
I get canned for no good reason, cept for having a hugh-mungus cock... which leads to
this tiradeJuly 26th - 5+ months ahead of
Munich’s opening,
I make my first plea for u all to rent one of the world's bestest docs,
One Day in September. I bet your fuckers still haven't Netflixed it
August 28th - Who knew there wasn't a coat factory in
Burlington, VT?August 30th -
Photoshop Tuesday begins, and promptly ends
Sept 8th -
Life begins again + fantasy football autodrafts BLOW
Sept 12th - After only two months, Sharapova is tossed on her ass and her salad.
CC is crowned HRT the IV, and Rasputin tries to get everyone in the kingdom to lick his grundle. Oh Rassy, you MAD MONK, YOU!!
Sept 19th - TWS.org finally gets
some real props, sorta
Sept 20th - We are all treated to 57 min and 8 seconds of the wurstest game ever, and
2 min and 52 seconds of the greatest!!
Sept 23rd - Fridays will never be the same as
Photochopping becomes the hottiest thing since I started selling my super sperm to people with out peniseses!! Bewilderment of the peoples begins too! Photochop viewing aint for the stoopid. Them shizzes are more cryptic than the Crypt Keeper giving a cryptologist Robert Langdon's Trapper Keeper a hand job inside a crypt!!
Sept 29th -
William Fitchner’s 9head and the
invasion.wav INVADE!!!
Oct 6th - We finally learn how to pronounce
Shia Labeouf's NameOct 10th -
Chris Columbus Day (Observed)Oct 17th -
Sasha Cohen gets named dropped, but yet our pants don't drop. I gots a feeling that'll all change
Oct 31th - I witness something that is could be best described as a ‘
back alley abortion with wire hangers covered in Crisco’
Nov 6th - The only way to celebrate a b-day,
Connect FourNov 7th -
The KID gets caught moonlighting
Nov 14th - CC gets excommunicated for eating more chunky chicken salad than the weight of her chunky thighs, while
Cuthbest’s Weezer video unleashed. Weezer? Who knew they were even still around
Nov 15th -
Keira Christina Knightley ascends to my throne of bone, by becoming HRT the Colin Firth. Boobs or not, it's a return to normalcy
Nov 30th - Cuthies may not be queen, but that doesn't stop her from
turning 23Dec 1st -
Thigh Master's ears meets 'Awesome Gawd' [
d-lode]. Pat O'Brien remix who?
Dec 5th - Future Thigh something or other,
Carey Mulligan gets her first bit o thigh love. If she actually starred in more than 3 things than the future would be now and my penis would be in her ear
Dec 23rd - tATu tops our
breast in music thingie. Somewhere, maybe in Illinoise (HOW CLEVER), Sufufjufjjanan Stevens is crying for being included on every single blog in the universe's year end best list cept for ours!! EAT IT POOPIE HEAD!!!
Jan 1st, 2006 - What's
In oder Aus?
Jan 9th - Brain and stomach explode after a
trip to HoosiervilleJan 14th - A day of mix blessings as
Rooney turns 87, and
my sports season ends
Jan 16th -
Munich, barely beats out
Squid And The Whale in our annual
Thighs Wide Movies thing
Jan 19th - I contribute the society/You Tube for the 1
st time,
Shaq-Fu styleJan 24th -
Falkor's sister turns 20!
Jan 25th - Nadine Coyle, who?, becomes
Her Royal Thighness The VI Warshawski. Who?
Jan 26th - TWS's
SAG – HOF (Screen Asshole Guild - Hall of Fame) inducts two
Feb 2nd - I feel the time is right to out
Sarah Horseface Parker and Mitch from Real GeniusFeb 6th -
Corn Me contest #2 commences, aka AMATEUR HOUR!!!
Feb 8th - We settle the debate in our own head,
who’s the bestest artisteses of all time?
Feb 9th - In the middle of the review for
When A Stranger Calls,
Camilla Belle rightfully is royal crowned HRT VII, ending a turbulent year of European ho-bags
Feb 13th - Can you top a weekend of cheesesteaks, the Wu-Tang Clan,
Lucas, and the revelation of
the 2nd Corn Me contest winner? No, cause your a loser who reads this site!!!
Feb 20th - We’re dubbed ‘medium-sized', and
appear in print for, what I believe is, the 1
st time
Feb 23rd - Jean Claude Van Dame Dakota Fanning the I of Thighland
turns 12, and for the record, I have no ill intentions with the girl. I juss wanna hang out on the playground with her, like ABC to Iesha.
March 2nd - Sasha Cohen coheness never ends, like
the Childlike Empress's reignMarch 6th - Pimps out do the Jews at
Oscar 2006!!
March 7th -
2 million and marchingThey Were The Men Now Dawgss!!!yourethemannowdog -
darthno -
unitedstatesofno -
niggastolemybike -
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dabearsdabears -
sausageditkabears -
easilyimitated -
thebrianpeppersong -
cornonthekabob - and,
pepperstruthThe Year In Snapples
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Olympic Jedi Oregon Trail gameOriginal Boy BandsPink Elephants are scaryPlanet Fakes [NSFW]
Scariest vagina [NSFW]
Single Man's Guide to TV DinnersStop Alien Abductions TamponhengeThighs in things Topher's Breakfast Cereal Character GuideUnfortch Star Wars costumeswhateversWhite Sox Uniforms!Why do women athletes tend to be flat-chested?World's Largest BasketWorld's Longest SurnameA BANNER Year
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Hold Me Closer Tiny Danza tee -
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Shalom Shirt -
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Ultra-Lifelike Robot -
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WAKE n' BACONC'mon Feel The Moist
a-ha's ‘Living Daylights’ [
d-lode]
Bestest mp3 site on planet mirth!!
Classic Arcade SoundsDrum thingG-daddy's 'AM180' [
d-lode]
'Goldfinger' [
d-lode]
Led Zep + others backwardsLlama SongMadonna 'Hung Up'Olympic theme song [
d-lode]
Oops Louis Armstrong did it againPhantom Planet ‘California 2005’ [
d-lode]
'Pirate in a Box' [
d-lode]
'Popcorn' [
d-lode]
Sharapova moans [
d-lode]Stripes at GlastoThe mash up to end all slash nups!! [
d-lode]
Tic Tac Dough theme song [
d-lode]
Tori Amos' + ‘Karma Police’ Troy’s mixtape of loveVideo Game Music ArchiveWGBH logo [
d-lode]
Who is Piero Umiliani? Manamamama [
d-lode &
d-lode]
'Wig In A Box' [
d-lode]
Wing, and
her music Boozam of the
Moving ImageAli G NBA spots
Apple ][+ Granddaddy music video for 'Jed's Other Poem'
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Anne Hathaway and side boobAlba's AssAlba See thru
Alizeé JacoteyBartons' cow titties [NSFW]
Brazil bonitaszz C-Bell stuck in the 80sCC as Sally BowlesCC sweatyCarla Gugino [NSFW]
Cat-Zeta-Jones-Douglas [NSFW]
Carey MulliganCuthbert Warrior Princess
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Janet Jackson nude paparazzi vid [NSFW]
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Mammories, In The Corner of My MindMandy Moore, prettttty in pink Mary Steenburgen,
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Melissa Theuriau Men look at Sharapova Mischa is Addicted to Love Mischa, the cutest luck dragon mt everestMISS TESCHMACHER!!!
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Stewart ThorndikeStraight Outta Naples [NSFW]
Susan Sarandon + lemons Tara Reid [NSFW, duh]
THE Camilla Bell wallpaperThe hottiest of the hot toon pooner Up and coming RussiansVanessa MarcilWatch where u stick that corn [NSFW]
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Julie CondraCindy MorganThe DeVoe TeamCorey Haim and his rolls PolioJenny Wright (dirty woman/girl)
Laura Mooney aka Nicki KapowskiJenny Wright (fly girl) Childlike EmpressHaley Joel OmeletteBonnie BedeliaTatum O'NealCurtis ArmstrongTimothy Dalton’s
Bond Girls Maryam d'Abo, Carey Lowell, and Talisa Soto AND
Robert Davi Jerry Supiran (that kid from Small Wonder) the cast of Can't Buy Me Love, inc Ami Dolenz
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Dick DyszelAmy Locane and horse Edie McClurgMustard ManAdmiral Akbar and his '
it's a'...
Other Nia Peoples
of NoteGallery of Albinos -
Jay Maynard as General Xinchub -
That girl -
The Many moods of Mischa Barton (old) -
Renee Smellweger’s perfect product -
The Martha Dumptruck/Andy Milonakis Conspiracy -
Maradona -
Aryan Justice -
Portman on Sesame Street -
Magnum PI hearts volleyball -
Katie Holmes and her mouth herpes -
Do the Schiavo -
album covers -
Ricky G' and his Eurotrash band -
Ray "Mississippi Burning" Killen vs Uncle Jr -
Ron Mexico -
Lindsay Lohan + Ann-Margret -
Casper Van Diem's ass -
Pat Buch loves bukkake - Rooney on
baseball, on
words, on
coins, and of course, on
art -
The real her royal thighness? -
Kevin Arnold's crushes -
What is wrong with her eyes?!? -
Rosie is retarded +
the Pat O remix -
Guess who leaves the 1st comments of Cuthies 1st blog entry? -
Kai -
Double Lohan wuh? -
Wedge in cockpits -
Dress Steve Jobs -
Celebs love table tennis AND
eating - Neil Diamond,
not the father of Screech and Mike D -
Mathew Lesko -
'Antonio said I looked like a monster' -
Deep Roy -
The Photos They'd Rather Forget -
Robert Altman hearts Lohan -
Craig of Craigslist -
Sonny Bupp, cause of Robert Wise’s death, is the last man standing associated with
Citizen Kane!! -
Siskel & Ebert's Top 10 Lists -
The Kevin F. Sherry Sweater Project -
Clothed ladies, and then not NSFW -
Paris Hilton Screwing -
My hero part 246247 -
I think u have something in yer hair -
Wax on, Wax Hoff -
Dakota countdown (boo-urns!) -
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Miss McDonald -
Paris, Her Royal Thighness? -
Fake Charlotte Church NSFW -
Dude from Invasion = Barf the Mog -
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his blizog -
4 Asians and a white dude -
Clinton Portis and his costumes -
Peabs and his arm -
President LoganAll We Have To Fear
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Fro, Do They Didn't!Gizmos & GadgetsGoonies R Good EnuffGrambs takes the gloves off Lessons Learned from Just One of the Guys My gawd, she's right Peabs done?Proposed boxers for a sequel to Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!! (ca. spring 1989)Purty Pictures IIRobocop is a teacherSome Blogs Are
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Paul A. Partain -
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Johnnie L. Cochran, JR -
Franklin Parsons Perdue -
Pope John Paul the II -
Sam Mills -
Frank 'the Gorsh' Gorshin -
Strawberry Fields -
Anna Maria Louise Italiano (Bancroft) -
Lane Smith -
James Montgomery Doohan -
Peter Jennings + Ibrahim Ferrer -
Ms Goodbar -
Barbara Bel Geddes -
Matthew McGrory -
Six Feet Under -
Admiral Kendal Ozzel -
He Hate Me name -
Chief Justice William Rehnquist -
Bob Denver -
Simon Wiesenthal -
Don Adams -
Jeeves, of Ask fame -
Nipsey Russell -
Rosa Parks -
Jek Porkins -
Lobot -
Gaius Julius Caesar -
Mr. Miyagi -
Richard Franklin Lennox Thomas Pryor The III -
Routemaster Double-Decker Buses -
Fred the Baker AND That Guy From Those Movies -
Not the bum from Pee Wee’s Big Adventure -
Shelly Winters -
Wilson Pickett -
Chris Penn -
Uncle Owen Lars -
Don Knotts & Darren McGavin -
Jack Wild -
Kirby PuckettAND
Edgar Stiles
Day 4 - Day 5You Can't Spell Adobe
w/out 'do' and 'be'
And for the creme de le
menthe of the menthe...
Don't know bout you but I'm effin bushed. I'm taking some days off to recoop and masserbate til I have a penis no more. See ya when I see ya.
