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Wednesday, March 15

The Ides of Saints

Why would Gold Bond bang these lizadies

when he can hit this shit up back at MI6 HQ?

Look at the brightside, maybe this will open more doors and the thighs of Lara Logan

Lohag Would Go Topless for Oscar. Too bad the same init true for the Portwoman. But then again, unlike Her Former Royal Thighness the I, Natty Lite-weight doesn't dig on grouchy garbage men. But then again, she did dress like an elephant for Elmo. No word on if she tickled it, or not, or tickles in general, with anything French, or not

Ricky Gervais looks back (not in anger) on his Seona Dancing days, vid stiz

Will the Gorillaz tour DC's virtual stadium?

Everyone's mos flavorite French reporter Melissa Theuriau, sans habillement [that's Au Bon Pain for NSFW par MoodyHotties]

Luther Vandross doesn't live, but his sangwich does

stripper_polaroids' stripper polaroids [par Pee See Randle El]

Which Came First... besides me on May 1st

Who knew the Fruit of the Loom guys branched out into furniture design?

I always wanted to know what 'Thighs Wide Shut' sounded like

Top 10 Strangest Lego Creations

Anyone out theres knows where I can get these elf shoes I used to rock in HS, in size 10, 10.5, or heleven? If you do, I'll even fuck your mother!

Free Hooters

VIDEO of Michael Larson, Whammy enemy #1

Coal Black and de Sebben Dwarfs

And, Nancy O'Brills, O' how I O in your good O'name and graven image night after night. Stay faptastic, and the only respectable and delectable person on tabloid TV...