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Tuesday, February 28

Soup Knottsy

I edward james almost forgot how much fun driving is, and all the things you see


And how thumbpossible it is to try and pee in a cup while you do it

What a Paul 'Bonehead' Arthurs we is! Wees didn't even think to use IMDB's Joint Venture feature to see if recently peaced the forked outted Mr Knotts & Mr McGavin ever worked together and spanks to long time reader long time wife beater Menyinc, we put 6 and 9 together and we eat out our own ass while giving ourselves a BJ that would make BJ Armstrong jealous!! Not so foddly enuff, both matches were Disney jounks: No Deposit, No Return and Hot Lead and Cold Feet. And for the record, recently life no s'mored Dennis Weaver never shared billing with deez Knotts, but kicked it with D-Mc on '92s Mastergate

Hopefully 10,000 B.C. will require CBell, my and our belle, to wear a prehistoric coconut bra. What do coconut bras have to do with pre-history? I dunno, but I'd be willing to suspend my disbelief whilst I stick my hand down my briefs

Today is a big day if you're a Carey Mulligan Fanatic. OK, so I's talkin only to myself, the world's sole confirmed CMF, but both of these discs are worth picking up, Netflixing, or flizzflammering. Hispecially the one with Guppy. GUPPY!!!


Best Actor, Actress, & Picture cookies [via Witz.whorg]

Another one of dem dere Skeet on Mischa Willa Cobra Snake-A-Thons

tuesday monday morning test

Is Biscuit City to white people what Chocolate City is to black peoples?

The Star Wars Photoshopping Project

How Products Are Made

The WangCaster [via Dick Tripwire]

So is this what becomes of a former Her Royal Thighness?


[via UMC]

'You Only Live Twice' - Nancy Sinatra [d-lode]
'Millennium' - Robbie Williams [d-lode]