Thighs Wide Shut Thighs Wide Shut

Saturday, January 14

Spank Heaven
For Age 87

Bappy Hirthday

or at least
stop trying to look like
Warren Beatty at age 23

or old man Biff Tannen
or the old man in the 'Enter Sandman' video

Drew, I almost heart you mo than the Redskins, C Belle, fried chicken, and Jen El's boobs combined!!

And, OMG!

my only famous relative*
(besides me self)
who banged the OG Alfie
was an enemy to Pete and his dragon
and mcnabbed 2 Oscars

1920 - 2006

*whom we had zero contact with, even though her mother was my mum's grandmother's sister!!