Alright, first thing is f$%hing last [audio]
or I guess effin first!!!
Peace The
WTFork Out
CHRIS PENN
1962 - 2006Who woulda thunk that an interview with
the Brothers Nelson (Matthew & Gunnar) woulda been 7teen thymes more fascinating than watching
It's All Right Now: Rick Nelson, a doc about their father Rick rockin out at a Louisiana county fair, which was co-directed by
the Hackman? NOT ME for one! That's why seeing was bee-leaving lass noche at the s'wonderful
Museum of TV & Radio Nelson love fest!! They're my new mos favorite children of a rockstar!!! Take that Chastity Bono!! And the Bros Nelson did papa proud by playing three of his songs, 'Travelin' Man', 'Hello Mary Lou', and 'Garden Party'!!! Alas, there was no love for '(Can't Live Without Your) Love And Affection' or pink spandex, but then again, that was probably a good thing
After ages of being treated like a black man, like
Principal Blackman, the
Strangers Avec Dulce flick will FRYNALLY be released in June [via
AmyS.com]
Who the spork even knew that
Steven Nederbergh was married to Jules Asner in the 1st place? Or that
Wes Bentley was alive? Or that the
WB and UPN were channels? Unless of course you're P-rican and already had
2 for the price of -1Delicious DC dump hole
Ben's Chili Bowl avoids the
2nd Ave Deli chop, and live(r)s [via Brawny Man]
Free passes to see
Final Destination 3... put feel free to pass on it
Play
Dark Tower onlines!! It was tHE single Gr8tits board game of balls time that was kinda like a video game, but not as les ghetto as those
Nintendo Game & Watch thingies. I actually own a tower cause my friend Thighsbart owed me a lot of money and never had any to give, so we gots all guild like, like wees were living in
Bartertown with MasterBlaster and
Tina with those hair ear thingies!!
Howdy Doody's Do's and Don'ts [
MF Temple of DOOM!]
Spaloo [via WoMannes]
And since I'm the Thigh Master, and since I love to eat fries, and since you love me to master thighs, and you love me eating since fries, hispecially
Andy Capp's HOT FRIES, and
der BeethovenFries, AND CORN, while not listening to Korn, I've decided to bend my cock like Beckham and kkick
KK the HRT the V outta the kkastle!! DATS RIGHT Y'ALL! For NO reason tat all!! Not even for her non-eggsisting TATs!!! Or the fact she got a tat on her p'nanny that sez Thigh Master & Rory O'Shea weres here!! Or the fact that she
dumps so sassily!!! Or that she is going to star in 3 pirate movies with Orlando Snooze that don't involve butt pirating, or the Pittsburgh Pirates, or
Rollie Finger's stache, or a mustache ride from the
Pringles guy, or an ode to
Mindy Cohn!! BAGELS and Shmears!!! So give it up for no reason at all to the girl I juss
spotted dick on
MRP...
NADINE ELIZABETH
LOUISE COYLE
aka
Her Royal Thighness
The VI Warshawski
who?
of
Girls Aloud
huh?
I DON'T KNOW EITHER!!!
but like Skinner said
1nce Bitten, 4eva smitten
and since
Martine McClutcheonmycock
hasn't done ANYTHING
since Love Actually
I had to go with
Siress Arthur Love Her
Cans In My Doily Coyle!!
(no relation to Air Coryell)I give her 2 weeks tops!! Or she'll have to lose her top, or box set collection of
1985's Topps' Traded Series. Not
happy walters with this choice? Then photoshop my effin corn head already, in HISTORY!!!! (the submissions have been so fab that we're extending the contest another weak!!)