French President Jacques Chirac denies a report that he wanted to be casting director of da Da Vinci Code. Good thing he's waSNOT, cause although I have no issue with his choice of Sophie Marceau [NSFW] as the French bird who may or may not be the direct descendant of the woman banged the man that was part of the immaculate conception and/or the man who had the immaculate reception, there was no effin no way any of us would ever never ever buy our winged ami Astérix as Harvard professor of Religious Symbology Robert Langdon. Stoopid Frenchies and their mustard. They think cause the made some decent movies in the 50s and 60s that they can tell us how to cast OUR crappy box office fiascos!!! Stick to yer Gerard DipinPOO and stuff and frog legs and that joke in Trading Places where that guys punches the line: "Look at that 'S' Car Go!"
• In what is sure to be a first AND last:
a Lohag film to open a festival• Meg, no matter what you
do, Jack won't take you back [via
Ms Mod]
• Why would Señor ever touch
Mary Poppins? There aint no aliens or Jews involved!
•
The Sopranos Season 6 teaser trailer is about as eggciting as watching Tony Soprano watch TV (aka Season 5)
• Who said the gov-mint wasn't cool? They juss added
Fast Times at Ridgemont High,
Toy Story,
Hoop Dreams,
The Rocky Horror Picture Show,
Cool Hand Luke,
The French Connection, and 19 others to
the Library of Congress' National Film Registry!! Howevski, please don't confuse 1929's
H20 with 1998's
HBoooO... btw, much belated peace the fudge out to
Moustapha Akkad and his daughter, victims or jerkassedness
• A review of
the G.I. Joe movie script... sadly, a
Shipwreck appearance may have to wait for the sequel:
G.I. JOE 2: Brokeback Ocean's 69• I guess humping my leg isn't
as memorable as meeting Josh Madden•
Stereogum, king of the
'Yupsters'?
• Every film going fwd should contain the same
plot keywords as La Niña Santa• Soon to be Super Bowl MVP,
Clinton Portis and his many costumes [via Ivan the 20850er]
• Gotta 7'7 friend with a b-day coming up? Bid on
Manute Bol's warmup pants and jersey [via Guns N Rosenthal]
•
Pinder is 'Easy' and loves soccer + a good slap on der a$$ + actually looks decent when her boobs are covered up!
• It's CRIMINAL that someone swiped
ThighsWideShut in MySpace land [via T Bakes]
•
Bestest Cliff Engle sweater that I'm too fat to bid on!!!!
•
Can a live person be packed in a shipping crate and mailed?•
Jared Fogel wants to talk dirty to you [via Made of Brawnsteeen]
•
Nate, where's the
male camel toe? [via Ceffle]
•
The 30 Best Names in College Basketball [via
Gorilla Man]
• You don't have to be a Spanish lingusistical persona to understand what's goin on
here [via
Lunar Baby]
•
The 100 Most Annoying Things of 2005•
Amazing Alizee [via
Seppo]
• And for you unlucky rubber soles sistahs who didn't receive a HOLIDAUKKAH Greeting Card from 1st Family of Thighs, I wanna show ya what you missed...
Pee es - Shofar, 2006 is the greatest year MT EVEREST!!!! EVERYONE PLEASE HELP TO ENSURE NOTHING BAD HAPPENS LIKE DEATH OR MORE STEVEN SODERBERGHHSH MOVIES OR RETURN OF CLOONEY'S NECKBEARD OR OTHER STOOPID THINGS THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE STUFF OR THINGS!!! THINGS!!!
Pee es II - Me and a small shady crew are headed to Bloomington, IN this weekend. If you find me like Waldo (or Wally if yer a personage of Britishness) I'll buy you a cookie or THINGS!!!