• I cunt bee leave mine own eyes & thighs, as my two baseball squads, the O's & the Natty's, are sittin (not eggzactly pretty) in first place of their respective divisions!!! I kent bee leave I'm actually semi-interested in base-bore for the 1st time since
Major League 2 was released!! Thanks for playing Omar Epps. I sure do wish it was Rocktober already, for two reasons: 1) basebuzzzzzzzzzz season would almost be over & 2) my boys of
summer slumber could possib BLY be meeting up for the 1st ever Beltway World Series!! To hell with the
subways &
John Rocker's loving of the people that ride them, cause my sqizauds are on point and hitting the
MARC.
•
Ronald McMolester joins
Cookie Puss(y) in the land of sell-outdom.
Low-Culture anal-izes THAT!
•
Axel F & Tarantino, a more unlikely combo than tuna fish &
Yankee Candle. [via
The POOONmaster]
•
Brett Ratner Not Easing My Fears•
Nice try Danny, but NOTHING could save the tripestain that was
The Beach. Not even
Virginie Ledoyen semi-nude in water. Speaking of, why has Hollywurst turned its back on the hottiest French thang of the late 90s? Have they not seen these
other screencaps of her nekkid? And no, gettin her to
co-star alongside Ron Livingston and Chris Penn doesn't count! [2 outta 3 are NSFW]
•
Coldplay's stoopid album art
has been explained. Could be the biggest let down since
Crystal Pepsi!!
•
Drew Rosenhaus talks TO on PTI, and in the process reveals how big of a quiche bag he truly is.
• Wanna make Ken Jennings suffer?
Stick em on a ferris wheel.
• Don't import, juss 'sample' Coral's
The Invisible Invasion• And here's some soundtracks galore for yer thIghPod:
Karate Kid,
The Princess Bride,
Garden Snoooze,
Heavenly Creatures,
Requiem for a Dream,
5th Element, and one of my all thyme flavorites STDKs,
About A Boy• Related: is
this the REAL The Karate Kid?
• Not Related:
woman farting on TV• Ever wonder what Robert Plant would look like ironing on stage?
Wonder solved. [via Z de la R]
•
Whatever Happened to Polio? And why did the pollo cross the road?
•
Maria Sharapova Chuggin a Bottle•
THOSE GREEDY WHAMMIES!
• Bless the person searching for
'tara reid skankbot'. But how did 'skankbot' join the vernacular? Was it
the Buffy episode in '01 where Warren turned women into sex slaves, while Buffy & Spike gotz raw like they was in
Monster's Ball [peas give clickage to see
the CENSORED Buffy/Spike hotness, avi file stizzle]?
Read part of the script for proof.
• No hot chicks down here today, even though it is ex-Queen of Naboo/possib HRT the III/Natty Portman's 24 b-day (as well as Freddie Highmore's 13th, Johnny Depp's 42nd, & Michael J Fox's 44th), but juss a pic of world champ Hans Gassner, who juss won the freestyle full beard category at the recent
Beard Olympics in Leogang, Austria. Brother still got some mountains to climb if he wants to beat
this dude @ the
World Beard & Mustache-A-Thon in Berlin this ROCKtober!! [via
Synapster]
