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Wednesday, June 8

And Here's To You
Mrs. Robinson

Pace La Forcella Fuori

Anna Maria Louise Italiano
aka Anne 'Bangable' Bancroft

1931 - 2005

What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson? Before you went away...

"Life is here only to be lived so that we can, through life, earn the right to death, which to me is paradise. Whatever it is that will bring me the reward of paradise, I'll do the best I can."

We'd like to know a little bit about your for our files:

• Measurements: 38-23-35

• Won an Oscar, a Tony, and an Emmy

• Won my boner

• Has watched The Graduate only once

• Is not Jewish, despite being married to one of the funniest Jews of all time, Thigh Master Mel Brooks

• Was a leading choice to play the mother in Terms of Endearment. And was offered the role of Regan's mum in The Exorcist, but turned it down cause she was preggers

Helped Marge conquer her fear of flying, while Homer tried a new bar where everybody knows your name.

• Her Hollywood Walk of Fame star is at 6368 Hollywood Blvd

• Finished with a 60% fresh rating on the Tomatometer

• Was NOT a polar explorer

And last, but not dianne wiest, the only movie she ever wrote AND directed was...