- Peace the fork out to
former O's Skipper Johnny Oates. You and
Mickey 'Fruit Loops' Tettleton were my early 90s heroes, besides Mr Ernst from
Hey Dude.
- SEE HER FORMER ROYAL THIGHNESS PERFORM LIVE IN TIMES SQUARE FOR MTV'S NEW YEAR'S EVE BASH! LLski will Co-Host the MTV New Year's Eve Bash for 2005 AND perform LIVE OUTSIDE in Times Square. Wanna score free tix? Here's the deal: u must be in NYC during New Year's, be at least 16 years old, and email
MTV.PRODUCTION.CASTING@MTVSTAFF.COM. Juss Type "LOHAN" in the subject line of your e-mail. Include: name, age, phone #, address & PICTURES (Include friend's info as well if you want them to be considered).
- Wanna see what a real list of the best movies of 2004 looks like? Well, yer gonna have to wait until 2005 for mine, but peep
Film Comment's in the greenwich mean time. [via Big Bad Bogsworth]
- Wonder what Paris Hilton gives her friends for their b-days? Well, she gave her
House of Wax (should be renamed
House of Les Hotties) co-star Cuthy Cuthbertonson
a bottle of her perfume and a signed copy of her book.
-
Weed Delivery Guy Saves Christmas. [via Potbelly Eater #1]
-
Homer Simpson to be killed and Ricky G/David Brent to pen an episode. Maybe there's still hope for the show. [via
Fiddle Faddle]
-
Bjork gets soaked in ice water. That's hot and I'm all wet meself just thinking about it.
-
Cecil tackles the age ole question
Was the swastika actually an old Native American symbol?
- The kiddies over at
Double Viking are giving yer humble mumbler, the Thigh Master, a run for his money on movie reviews. Czech out their take on
Almodovar's Bad Education.
- Blockbuster's online DVD service dropped its price to $14.99 for a full year.
Netflix has no plan to match that price. Not only that, but
this dude thinks in 2005 or 6, the two companies will merge. [all via
Hacking Netflix]
- Arafat secretly funneled money into Bowlmor Lanes and now the company
wants to return all the invested monies. Either way, this gives me a great eggscuse to never go there again. I mean, they charge and arm and a leg and a penis for bowling AND shoes and yet they don't even oil their frigadero lanes!!
- I've heard of camel toe, but
Jamal toe?
-
Air Passenger Gets Hefty Fine For Attempting To Smuggle Salami In Luggage. [via Sister Thighs]
- Could this 80's kid show featuring rainbows, playing with yer friend balls, and playing with a girl's maracas be for real?
You be the judge. [via Mustard King of Cleveland]
- And me juss wanna pass along a huge Merry 2,004th b-day to Jesus. Thanks for making all of the world's athletes that much better. And on the 7th day, yer daddy created Cuthbert...
