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Monday, December 20
- Carmen Sandiego is on the loose again, and this time she stole part of Ricky Williams' beard!! Cue Rockapella theme song and go get 'em gumshoes!
- Can someone please tell my why Time Magazine selects a Person of The Year and not Man of The Year? Don't get me wrong, I aint no sexist, cause I love nothing more than women and their thighs, but 'Person' juss sounds plain redonkeylous.
- Del Skins are somehow still in the thick of things for that final and pathetic Wild Card spot in the NFC.
- Tis official, that massive Coachella 2005 line-up, pure hogwash. What the fork is hogwash any way? Dirty bacon water? Someone please eggsplain.
- I have a bad feeling about Field Day Fest 2005... hispecially if someone named Blum Bump is involved.
- Due to popular de man, the Arcade Fire's Feb 1st Bowery show has been moved to Webster Hall. Additional tickets go on sale Monday @ noon here.
- Good Charlotte singer refuses to give Lohan's brother an autograph until she apologized to Hilary Duff for being such a bizatch and making more money than her.
- Ever wanted to see Tonya from Real World: Chitown in her birthday suit? Now be yer chance! [NSFWness via Zachk del Roachclip & H-Lister]
- Gorillaz.com, back in bidness!
- The video for the Chemical Brothers' latest tune, 'Galvanize', featuring Q-Tip, can be found here.
- People in France lover octopussessyses, hate McDonalds.
- Cure for snoring found! That's good news to anyone sleeping next to me... which would be NOBODY! Don't cry for me, I'm asexual, with a fetish for creamy female thighs.
- Some dude gets interviewed, pukes on desk. [via The Hater of Cubes]
- And finally, here's a picture of my face doing crazy things, during happier times, when a Polish girl gave me like 15 free Miller Lites, and my fantasy football squads were actually scoring points and not shitting the bed. Thanks Peyton, you deserved to be booed.
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