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Monday, July 12

Sordid Tales From A 55-Hour Husband

i'd walk a mile in his cock
Will the fake Jason Alexander please stand up? He has and is spilling all of the details of his quickie marriage/banging of the Spears. Fake Alexander sez Britney "was an animal in bed" and apparently in the shower and bathtub as well. "The sex was mind-blowing and rough. We did it in every position you could think of." This sounds like every boy and middle-aged sickos' ultimate fantasy/wet dream come true!! And major props and kudos bars go out to the fake Alexander who railed her before she truly became el trasherino with her smoking and hobo beau Kevin. I mean, who cares if J Alex ever gets laid again, he nailed the one. And I think to myself, what a wonderful world.