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Tuesday, May 11

The Breastestest News!!

FOLKS!!!! My boy Jewish Christian has passed along the greatest news since the announcement of the Sledge Hammer DVDs:

hmmmm... BURGERS!!

Is Headed EAST!!!

Plans are underway to open up franchises in Georgia, Illinois, Kansas, Louisiana, Michigan, Missouri, New Jersey, New York, Nevada, North Carolina, Ohio, South Carolina, Texas, Virginia, Washington D.C., and West Virginia!! Word on the streets sez that one in Jersey City is opening in July!! Now I have no reason to ever go back to California (cept for me pals, Bert, Roscoe's, and Coachella)!!! Peace out McThrowUp! Laters Wendiarrhea! See you on the flipside Burger Queef! Fatburger for now and Fatburger forever!!

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