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Tuesday, May 11

Bestest Dog Ever

As mentioned in Coachella Hellz Yealla So Much To Tella Lets Spread On The Nutella Part I, the coolest dog in the world lives next to Queen Letifah:


Bert rocks. Not only cause he's droopy, breathes louder than me, has an inverted eyelid, eats pigs ears, and lives with two of the nicest peoples evs (Perry & Julia), but because he's a crazy diehard Redskins fan. And what superpet wouldn't be? Bert is also so mad crazy famous that they named the chili at Waffle House in his honor. Big mudder f-in thanks to P & J for the pics!!