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Sunday, May 9

At Last!!!

"Congrats o' Master o' Thighs!
Wanna go get a
funnel cake with us?"
- LL & Mischa
Thighs Wide Shut has finally reached its first major milestone. Go to Google, type THIGHS WIDE SHUT (with or without quotes) and then hit "I'm Feeling Lucky". Everytime you do this, you will automatically go directly to this super amazing site, which you are already enjoying. That means TWS is the #1 Thighs Wide Shutter around. Move over lame-o article and whatever the hell this is, West Coast Swing Dancing, cause the Thigh Master is here to stay!! This is my domain biz-acthes. Big ups, mad props, and many a thanks to YOU, my dear readers, for making this momentous occasion a reality. Next stop: "Getting Lucky" with Lindsay Lohan and/or Mischa Barton.