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Monday, April 12

HFStival 2004

The logo is almost as lame as the line-up thus far:

The Offspring
Papa Roach

Three more "artists" will be added to the already star-studded line-up of May 22nd's HFStival tomorrow @ 7 AM. Tickets go on sale this Saturday, April 17th @ Noon at all places Ticketmaster, the Starbucks of tickets.

Based on that crapola, here's my
guess at the rest of the lineup:

William Hung
Josh Groban
Hillary Duff
Blink 182
Turk 182!
Janet's right breast

...We shall keep ye posted