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Sunday, April 11

HellBoy or as
Jonah Would Say "HellBoo"

Plain and simple, this movie blows donkey balls. It's like watching all of the below images in one movie... but awful.

The Lord of Darkness
from Legend


Louis Tully's party crasher

Japanese Animated
Rape Cartoons


The Hulk's chest

Jedi's Rancor

Me* watching HellBoy
*not actually me

Selma "Alabama" Blair

Possibly the worst movie ever

Do not see this movie.

Don't listen to the Clash or Ross Kadoji
as they both told us to "Go straight to Hellboy."